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Rust Patina?
Purple?
Ukranian Canadian Centennial (whatever the fuck that means) vanity plate?
Digital dash?
Couch seats?
Dead brand?
V8?
The 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis: The best car ever made.
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Also the mixed assortment of dash decoration.
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I don’t think someone could pay me to drive this.
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How DARE you say that about the greatest car ever made.
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How does it have so few miles for the paint to look that terrible?
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I’ve honestly got no clue. Alberta doesn’t even use road salt.
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You have a found a car that apparently doesn’t exist on Google Images - a Grand Marquis in Light Medium Aubergine Metallic.
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Rust? That’s not real rust.
Rust looks like this.
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You had me at V8 and couch seats .
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“Light rust, can be patched up easily. I know what I have, rare colour, no lowballers”
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You forgot, it has the handling/performance package. 3.27 rear axle ratio, 16" aluminum wheels, dual exhaust, and heavy duty oil & transmission coolers.
Best car ever made, can confirm
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Ukrainian-Canadian Centennial. That was celebrated in 1991, the centennial of Ukrainian settlement in Canada...which means that plate is older than the car it’s on.
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SELLING UNDER KBB WILL TRADE FOR WRANGLER
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But ford modular
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OR WILLING TO TRADE FOR A DIRTBIKE OR A BAG OF DORITOS, CASH ONLY
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sat outside with an owner that over zealously used a power buffer with cleaner wax.
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I approve!
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According to GIS I have the only one in medium amethyst frost metallic...
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Street parked in direct sunlight for it’s whole life I’m sure.
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Holy shit, that’s clean. Meanwhile, everybody and their sister in Boca has had a Toreador Red aerobody Crown Vic, albeit none probably as low as mine on purpose.
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2nd best... B-)
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On purpose is the key word right there. My beater Grand Marquis was low on accident:
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Next year, I have to go lower. I already know where I can get a set of rear springs that are both lower and stiffer than the ones I have on right now, I just need to pair them with stiffer, lower front springs. It’ll be ridiculous for something static, but whatever.
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yes